Showing posts with label pirates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pirates. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

eye, i, ay Cap'n






are playing at mercury tonight.

To hide the fact that they're actually from a higher realm, they're going in disguise. Come as yourself, or, if the spirit takes you (as it did yours truly who resembles a schitzoid morph of Jezebel and Michael jackson and is getting compliments from drunken bergies on sunny Woodstock street corners at 9am. don't ask what she was doing there; she had gas. i mean. she needed gas.) - ahem. yes. like i was saying, if the spirit takes you, give yourself a make over : poke out your eyes, knock out some teeth, chop off your left hand, grow a beard and embrace your inner tyrant of the open seas. Drag's covered too, so if you feel like bending genders, you'll be right home with our token cross-dresser...

beards are optional. so are boobs. i opt that girls wear the former, and boys, the latter....

har har har.