Showing posts with label van coke kartel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label van coke kartel. Show all posts

Friday, April 30, 2010

jezebel gets a Skop, Skiet en Donner [gospel version]





OK, i wouldn't talk about pudding and Van Coke Kartel in the same sentence, but Peach van Pletzen's fine touch on their latest offering is testimony to the fact that the proof of an album's prowess is in its producer as much as it is in its artists. And i'm not sure i'd put 'artist' and Van Coke Kartel in the same sentence, either, but they certainly have grown creatively with "Skop, Skiet en Donner".

I am not a VCK fan. Not in real life, not on Facebook. But i always have space in me for becoming one, of anyone, at any time. In fact, i secretly hope for turnarounds that make lovers of friends and friends of foes. Not that I'd call Frannie a foe (i'm slightly more self-controlled when it comes to badmouthing good people in public than he has been in the past) but there's been a fair bit of mention by the band's friends and foes about the album.

"Skop, Skiet en Donner" is a piece of alright, according to the underground (which is me and my cousins, and you and your cousins). The frequency with which I've heard it from people who are neither deaf nor dumb (in the lay sense) made me curious where i'm normally cynical and bored.

And when i loosed it on my ears, expecting the usual excess energy, familiar, strained vocals and a gamut of garrulous guitar, what i got was a taste of something undeniably homegrown and possibly a bit more grown up than their previous releases. (or maybe it's just the mixing.)

"Skop, Skiet en Donner" is tempered despite the album title's claims. The songs are less showy, more honest, or more naked, maybe. And... quieter! There are ballads there, by gawd. Ballads and moments of beauty. Skadu's Teen Die Muur is nice. Voor Ons Stof Word is quotable. But Cocaine is kak.

I don't get it - are they on something? They were onTO something, choosing a choice producer, opening themselves to a slightly different side of the Kartel than we know and expect, and then they go and pale it with English covers. What's with that? The thin English lyrics lack the lustre and conviction that anyone singing in Afrikaans can employ and enjoy effortlessly, even if they can't really sing. (and Frannie, it turns out, really can sing!) The half-hearted renditions of hits well past their Best Before date do their bit to dilute the signiture sound that Frannie and Wynand are making a brand of. The tribute songs will possibly get them playlisted by the dictators of overplayed singles, 5FM (if their support of the artist formerly known as Saron Gas is anything to go by) and I'll be glad of that, if but for the break it gives me from the appallingly obvious Lochenville and the disproportionately popular GaGa girl. I'm not comparing Afrikaans rock to copycat electro hip hop or to global dance the way Rebel Records seem to with their schizophrenic selection of incompatible sounds on the new South African Rock, Pop & Dance compilation Volume One; but i am saying that VCK may have notched up a bit more crowd appeal amongst less inebriated, more commercially inclined listeners.

Good for them. and for me. Now i can stay for their whole set.


Tuesday, January 20, 2009

taxi or tats? (small dilemas. big nights)


It happens sometimes. A tête-à-tête of good tunes. In fact, in the city of pretty it happens quite regularly that two highly consumable music events take place on the same night (often, in the case of the most established and the biggest independent, live venues, in the same block). And while somebody should be managing the calendar so that we have a chance to seen and hear all the amazing sounds this peninsula showcases, (because we’re greedy) this week you’re going to have to choose. Or you can try splitting yourself in two, or three or four or more, but be warned - social schizophrenia is for sociopaths and shape shifters. Purely for practicality, let’s just limit the decision to two? Even if some of us are die-hard idealists who try to do everything and sometimes succeed (but only sometimes).


In one of its many inventive celebrations of all things inked, the Southern Ink Exposure Extravaganza features a night of hectic hillbilly hoedown and intense expression (expulsion?) at the ever constant Mercury (http://www.mercuryl.co.za) this saturday 23rd January. Remember Three Bored White Guys? They’ve reinvented their rainbow and returned ready to rock your bluegrass ass as Three More White Guys. Sans our favourite fiddler, but still so real. Add to that a hefty helping of Tornados, Van Coke Kartel and The Mochines and you might be marked for life. Perhaps best on the bill, Martin Rocka & The Sick Shop are a class act of crasssy classlesssness as disarming as it is dirty and danceable. And one or two of the bands have in common a penchant for S&Mesque masks, so maybe you should bring yours? Or at least a loud hat.


And/or (but not both, because they’re bays apart) you could, on the other hand, grapple with a little local violence from four fine fighters who have more experience with the grit and generosity of rock ‘n roll than they can contain. Their melodic harmonies and goose bump guitar will spill out of the speakers, lift spirits and arms and other important things (like hope, and maybe even the limits of our common capacity for celebration) at Berties, Gordon’s Bay on the same night. (Tel. 021 856 3343)


An unfair position to put you in for a gig preview? I know. Welcome to the club. It might sound trite or common, but this happens all the time. Because (to borrow from the well beaten Bellville motto) this city rocks. From the point to the peak.


Friday, February 22, 2008

aKING at large - “There’s a siren’s song breathing up my neck”



(photo stolen from http://www.myspace.com/akingband )


Goodie. The melting pot is melting. The fusions are fusing. The genres are a gemeng of intentions and great music keeps reinventing itself.

This time it’s some boys from Fokof, some totally new talent, and a lifelong intention to tell the truth, even if it’s dirty and dark and it smells like linoleum. aKING are aptly titled for their confident mix of sadness, majesty and expression. And while everyone is talking about ‘uniqueness’ and ‘commercial accessibility’, and achieving neither, aKING are achieving both.

So what’s the formula?

They might just turn around to us and say they followed the music, but it feels like they’ve taken the best elements of Rock’s last four decades and spun it into catchy melodies to create an irresistibly positive and powerful sound that doesn’t jilt you at the door of reality.

Charisma comes to mind. We’re no strangers to charisma, of course. aKING's brothers in arms boast the reticent Francois with his wry appeal, and the hyperhappy Wynand (Van Coke Kartel) has the guys and gals tearing at their undies when he leaps around on stage and smiles like he means it (he does). Let's not get onto dark prince Kruger hiding behind his dark fringe and enigmatic smile. And when Leroy Nel (from Foto Na Dans) lets loose, it’s all catharsis and cataclysms rivalled only by Alex's acrobatics with that trumpet. And, sigh, have you seen Sannie Fox from Mamma Know Nothing? You want to have her babies, too, don’t you? There are more, but I'm getting all hot under the collar. These music makers have bodies with charisma; they move, and the earth moves, they’re still and you can’t move. But this one is a little different. Before you even get a chance to take it all in, he sings, and you swoon because Laudo’s VOICE has charisma. It’s gravely and emotional. His vocals are gritty, resonant and full-bodied, shot through with an underlying slenderness that injects vulnerability and credibility into the assertive overtones. And I’ll be damned if his singing doesn’t deliver us into sensation. (And THEN you can look down, and say, 'ja, en hy's darem mooi, ne?')

But keeping our feet on the ground (where they are) and our eyes and ears on heaven, it has to be said that aKING's is anthem material. Sung in English by Afrikaans men, vowels are sharpened and vernacular is remarkably remixed. The lyrics are epic, upending tradition without upsetting it, redefining and reclaiming religious rhetoric, giving it back to the people as liberated mantras. I think that’s what god always wanted, somehow. It’s heavy with irony in an age light-headed from reality. The music is noble, energetic and capable. It lifts the senses, and leaves the lyrics to plum the depths of desire and hope, and transformation.

Did they hit number one on MK 89’s Top Ten days after they launched Dutch Courage just because they’ve got famous boys from Fokof in their band? I believe if you listen to the album you’ll agree that the answer to that is a resounding NO. There's a lot more to them, and there's a lot more to come.

They’re on tour now promoting the debut album. Catch them in a dark bar or a dorpie near you.


aKING are
Laudo Liebenberg – lead guitar, vocals
Hennie Van Halen – Bass, Backing Vocals, Tambourine
Jaco “Snakehead” Venter -Drums, Backing vocals
Hunter Kennedy – Rhythm Guitar, Backing Vocals

The royal MySpace



Face it - they're there too!




Wednesday, January 23, 2008

coke violence versus taxi kartel



ag sies. there's going to be a blerry mess at mercury Friday night. and not the usual puke-spilling, heart pouring, 3 am mess. this one will happen before the witches come out, and the brew will involve coke and violence. a slight upgrade for those who party on the dark side.

In no particular order, Taxi violence and Van Coke Kartel will thrash out their individual brands of badness. Watch out for flying drumsticks, flashing titties and crowd surfers. If you like it loud and sexy,the (not so hairy) boys will gladly oblige you. come and find out if you like it both ways. you might even discover that you're bilingual...

you don't have to be bad to understand that good sound comes from the dark side of light.
(and you might be inspired to start seeing your hairdresser again)

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Kids and Larks

30 Dec. 07

Independent Armchair Theatre, Cape Town


photo :liam lynch

KID OF DOOM, stripped down. Or, sort of.

They lied. It wasn’t unplugged. But it was naked enough to see the bones of their songs. With two and sometimes three guitars, Kid Of Doom showed us what their glorious melodies sound like in the shower. If you can be in the shower with a voiceless voice, that is. They shamelessly bared their tensile build-ups and steely crescendos, and possibly also bits of their souls. It’s hard to tell with musicians, naked and obscured at the same time as they are. Sometimes the synth snuck in and I don’t think it was lunar powered so that was where their lie lay. In fact, it was just looney in comparison to the atmosphere their strings had been conjuring up. That was when we had our “what the fuck?” moment, me and the sound guy. Not in a good way, or a bad way, just a , well, what the fuck way – the sudden return to Nintendo niceties was a little left of ventser for the bristling, low-key vibe they’d created by sitting down and stripping back, but the crowd seemed to think it was a bit of alright. Alright, granted. The crowd rules, né? Wrong, we’re still learning to be an informed, critical and truly appreciative public, given our historical hangover and persistently myopic and dictatorial media. And to cure that, we all have to be brave enough and stand up and have our say. Eloquently, like here, or unintelligibly, like that blessed, blissed-out, hairy chick who kept bouncing around drunkenly, spilling her drink and her body on me. She, too, knows what resonates, and the Kids were resonating. Light, life and love. Even if she did implicate everyone in her overenthusiastic mirth. A sit-down with candles and strings and things doesn’t leave much room for jungle bunnies. But. There she was, making her statement. We need her. Even if we don’t need the wine stains. We need you. Are you listening? Are you standing up and clapping? Booing? What are you doing? Do something! live music needs you!)

And. To add to the injury, they lied not once, but twice. I’m an honest girl, ek sê, and Kid Of Doom -they’re that über hip band that doesn’t sing, right? Wrong again. They do. And very nicely, too. The final two tracks were covers and they sang in both of them. Here! What is it this season with all these original bands doing covers? Sies! The only time a cover is anything more than a cop-out is when you bring something new to it, and that doesn’t happen often, especially as musicians have a penchant for covering bands more accomplished than them, or from completely unfamiliar genres to the ones they’re fluent in. More’s the surprise then, it happened this night. Kid of Doom’s second copycat track was the hauntingly beautiful Lilac wine by Jeff Buckley. They warned us, and I cringed. Covering a master like Buckley? And Lilac wine? Shooting yourselves in the foot, I thought. But they shot me in the heart instead. The amusing, animated posturing that whatsisname had put into his simple guitar riffs earlier suddenly made sense. He feels every note, and every note feels him. A fine, feathery voice slowly crept into bed with the audience. The crowd, unused to having to actually LISTEN and THINK in a gig without a rhythm section, had been bumbling along with a restless, conversational hum through the set so far and clapping enthusiastically at the end of every track, coz they’re loyal fans, even if they weren’t listening (and obviously illiterate considering the term unplugged escaped them as meaning er.. sort of acoustic. No doubt they were a bit righteously disappointed, too, that they didn’t get their dose of triumphant happy, and couldn’t jump up and down deliriously to the mirthy synth, so at least they were being civil, right? Wrong. An evening like this is like gold. This is when people who think they are – or aren’t– fans find out what’s really going on in the music. When this track began, however, the listeners’ hum hastily hushed to a rapt silence. The unnaturally naked strumming and exposed, swelling melody of a very beautiful song handled by very adept lads got everyone’s attention. I’m not easy to please, and I generally practise diplomacy here in an attempt not to sabotage the fledgling live music scene I so love (and abhor, at times, for its lack of effort, organisation and/or inspiration) because, as my namesake pointed out once, I’m actually very good at being a bad bitch. But this rendition made me cry. I do not think Kid Of Doom are kak. I think Kid Of Doom could grow up to be a Sun Of Hope in their own style, and make Jeff in heaven proud. They certainly did this night.





LARK, unplugged

Oh, ok. You know what I always wonder when I see LARK performing? How many happy (or unhappy) couples go home and fuck better than they have done all week. Or all year. It’s silly to deny that Inge brings a sensuality and intensity to the scene that everyone is silly and post-Victorian enough to always translate into SEX. But it has to be said, and it has to be put into context. I see the clutching couples from the side; the boys, rapt, the girls looking worriedly between the songstress they struggle to admit they love, too, (and would probably sleep with if they were brave enough and lucky enough) and their man (erum, or woman, or drag queen, as it were, in the spirit of MCQP etc) who is lost to the world in all but the fact that he has his hand on her bum, so why is she really worrying about his fantasies of another woman that will make their union more complete, anyway, huh? Go figure. Jealousy is a strange beast. And we’re all prey.

Silliness of the sexy season aside, this was perhaps the most precious gig of theirs I’ve ever had the pleasure of trying not to drool over. Last I saw, LARK were slamming it up at the biscuit mill a few days back (or weeks, it’s all a blur), all metal and madness, in a room with a bad sound rig, harder and heavier than I’ve heard them in a long time. I liked the new look of their new songs. Inge was wired then, and didn’t care, which is the way we know and love her.

This night she was reposed and refined, and my god I never knew she had quite so much control over her voice, or over her audience. Without the beats, the cadence and texture in her vocals shone through as cleanly as cut glass. There are more characters hiding in her throat and lungs than most fairy tales have fairies, trolls and elves, and probably more lightness and darkness, too. She even coped with bass notes that made me think her eyes were going to drop out of their sockets. But of course her royal eyebrows kept them there. she IS beautiful. In the best way, which is her way. It’s possible; also, that this gig was a more challenging one for her as well as it was for the wicked sound man who had all sorts of unusual knobs to fiddle with what with extra fiddles and hearts I mean harps (I mean double bass, actually) on stage. When it’s all acoustic, all ears are on the tongue, and Inge knows how to use hers. (You can interpret that the way I meant it, or you can just be typical). Lick your wounds, ladies. This diva is dark and divine, and she can whip with words as well as she can with a glance. It was nice to see her sitting down for a change and feeling the full force of the melodies she channelled so that we could feel the full force of the music she makes with her body.

So, it was unplugged, right? Right. Unlike the fateful children that preceded them, they were true to their claims - they DID get naked, though not in the way most people would hope. This set hosted a number of other acoustic musicians, including the fresh, (un?)grounded, pouty Kyla-Rose and a pretty boy from Fokof whom somebody in the audience introduced as one of the “best guitarists in the country”. Slow, I know, but me, I’m still getting into Fokof, and its trajectories Van Coke Kartel and A King (so clever that second name – couched Emo – did you get it? are you aching for me to tell you?), so I don’t know if that’s true; this one’s your call - stand up and give your opinion!

The truth of the matter is that the extra strings, guitars, clarinets and such, were beautiful and the rearrangements showed a musical sass that is clearly branching the band out into new audiences. It didn’t matter that there were no head-bopping beats, no Sean Ou Tim (actually, I missed him) – it sounded like a symphony of strangeness, and hearing the songs naked and then redressed like this proved why LARK plugged is on top of the underground – their melodies are sound, their sound is magical, bad, balanced and believable. Some songs were given total overhauls with flourishes of Paul’s Spanish fingering; others were cleaned out and touched up with eastern European effects. The songs sounded new and familiar at once, synonymously homely and heavenly and unearthly. But that’s what you get when a passionate, opera-trained songstress in a tree meets an acoustically accomplished beatmatser at a party and they play together. In other publications their synergy would be called The Eventual Unfolding of LARK. In this one, it’s called the Natural Explorations Of Talented Music Makers. You can choose your publication, but not its slant. The rearrangements resurrected their classic hits in a totally new way, and I have to tell you, it was something like listening to a new band. They could even do their own covers! (btw, how come local bands don’t cover each other? Eh? Where’s the incestuous support we’re so famed for?)

LARK unlplugged was strange, beautiful, accessible and a resounding success with the crowd. (and they didn’t even play Tricksy!) It gives me new hope for the shifts and changes happening in bands across the city, and the country, as we hurtle from Slaapstad to Jozi, from Stillbaai to Plettenbergbaai, towards the new year, making music, making love, breaking it and making (it) up (as we go along). It underlines the importance of sticking and growing with people you know you are making a piece of heaven with. Hell, we all know how badly we need that, Afro-pessimism or none. I think there needs to be much more of this from Lark in 2008, and I think they are going to do much better with this approach than they expected to. Audiences will expand. It’s inevitable. It might even be their uncompromising entry point into mainstream, though we know they’re not doing it for the moolah. Inspiring to see a band taxiing along in their musical evolution without an ounce of inappropriate violence.

Now what would happen if we put Le-Roi and Inge behind mics together? There’s a nice new years’ resolution for the Arch Angel of Live Music. (And no, that’s not Inge, boys and girls; she’s the dark angel)

Bless you all.